Who shot the buck?

[webjcpm]

A lawyer, doctor, and preacher went hunting together. When a prize buck ran past them they all fired at the exact same moment and the buck dropped.

However, there was only one bullet hole and they didn't know which of them shot it. So they took it to the registration center, not knowing who should tag it.

The agent said, "Let me look at the deer. Sometimes I can figure it out."

He asked a few questions, examined the deer carefully, and declared, "The preacher shot this buck!"

Amazed, they all asked how he knew. Stooping down he pointed out the wound, "See here. It went in one ear and out the other."

[webjcpm]

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly-minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

[Woofenstein]

Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second guy would've noticed.

(I know, I know. I won't go into comedy.)

[thomasmcelwain]

Here's one for Woof.

Two guys were walking past a bar and one says to the other, "Let's go in."

"What about the dogs?" says the guy with the chihuahua.

"We'll put on our sunglasses and say they're guide dogs," says the guy with the German shepherd.

The guy with the chihuahua waits and watches and sees the other guy has no trouble. So he tries it. The bartender yells at him, "Get that chihuahua out of here. No dogs allowed!"

"You mean to say they gave me a chihuahua?"